if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
me most of the time:
people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
me after reading the comments section in any article, ever:
this world can only be cleansed with fire.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
Did you know you can use these tricks on Google?
OMG why didn’t i know about this?