romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
but then wouldn’t the pen get put in evidence with the money? So you could then have ‘a second robbery’ and a whole new set of suspects and you’d get away with the cash because even if they suspected you for the first theft, they’d have no clue about how you could’ve gotten to the scene of the second theft.
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
"don’t go into the grass, there are dangerous monsters there!!! you know, like rats and pigeons. here, let me give you a flaming lizard that will eventually turn into a huge winged dragon. that should protect you against dangerous rats and pigeons”