"A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting."
Someone you don’t know adds you on facebook:
Someone you don’t know follows you on tumblr:
Someone sends you a Facebook message:
Someone writes in your tumblr ask:
Loses a friend on Facebook:
Loses a follower on tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
Scrolling on Facebook:
Scrolling on Tumblr:
Facebook at 2am:
Tumblr at 2am:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:
Someone sends you a dirty message on tumblr:
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
there…. There are blonde streaks… In his hair…. And…. And….
so, quick question
did whoever decide to call internet theft ‘piracy’
it would want to make us steal stuff less?
dude, I’m a fucking pirate
Vincent Van Gogh — Blossoming Almond Tree
So every time I write a paper, I tend to forget to title it so I usually put in a filler title to remind myself.
One time I forgot to replace this filler title and submitted it like that.
Ooooh boy did my professor judge me.
No no no don’t make this one of those posts that gets a billion notes for no reason.
Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt
I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
that’s really exciting
“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”
did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia
he also said once when talking to JK Rowling that he realized at one of the premiers that if he wanted to he could have taken control of the the country just by grabbing a microphone and yelling “right potterheads, to the palace!”