Pictures Came and Broke Your Heart

"A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting." Expect a lot of hockey and pretty stuff.

Anonymous asked:

isn’t Gorbachev that fake tumblr movie

bcomic-blog:

shinelikethunder:

toskarin:

yes

tear down this fourth wall

This is the kind of thing that is so funny I want to show my spouse but then it’s like… “Oh yeah, this would just be a bunch of random words to anybody outside the Tumblr bubble”

“Reblog as usual”

vaporwavehistorian:

mrsketchy:

clawfootboy:

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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@clawfootboy

I trust him

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Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

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kayvsworld:

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

Oh yes. The joy of discovering that a new carrot cake has been published is AMAZING

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thememedaddy:

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purpleisnotacolor:
“pandas-and-squirrels:
“taorinkashikiku:
“ sweet-bitsy:
“I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else...

purpleisnotacolor:

pandas-and-squirrels:

taorinkashikiku:

sweet-bitsy:

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

I CAN MAKE THE PUN WORK IN ENGLISH!!!

POOLTRY

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chocolateal:

kelpforestdwellers:

zetabrarian:

valend:

It’s crazy how people from 1791 and 2024 both know how it feels when Mozart drops a new track

Because context.

wake up babe new mozart track just dropped

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losing it over this comment

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monstrousliarstold:

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madeyoulaughgifs:

Here come those hockey fights.

tomcruisingthroughlife:

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greedy-guts:

banrions:

ladyofatraditionalkind:

llywela13:

yelnatszeroni:

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

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thememedaddy:

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

parakeet:

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

Seinfeld your crying meme Your crying over a dove nest? They your ancestor died millions of years ago but is providing safety for children today connected across millions of years in an act of nesting they would both recognise got to me okay?ALT

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its-arson-time:

mollyjames:

apolladay:

There’s a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerable

Yes, and it usually takes 2 hours or more to stop being tolerable

Nuance

Not USAmerican

See Results

op I think you may have wildly underestimated american’s car tolerance

same poll but the options were made by an american

if i am placed in a car i explode instantaneously

under 1 hour

1-3 hours

4-5 hours

6-7 hours

8-9 hours

10-13 hours

14-16 hours

more than 16 hours

nuance

outside of usa button

See Results

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thatqueerweirdo:

lillypadcrochet:

ampervadasz:

How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

Transcript:

Man (filming): uhhh who did you say did the electrical work?

Old lady: oh, that would be my nephew Thomas, he’s very handy

Man: yeah, uh, what year did his house burn down?

Old lady: that would be about two years ag- how did you know the house burned down???

Man: had a feeling— video cuts off

Vídeo description: the camera pans over a mess of wires connected haphazardly

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trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

cosmicwhoreo:

alyrch99:

princelapine-deactivated2025031:

columboscreens:

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my wife is right

That’s actually a really good character concept my god-

[Image ID: the phrase "lawful trickster fae Columbo" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo. /. End ID]ALT

🎶One more thing’s a glamour! Fae behavior!🎵

(thanks to @sidereal-sapphic for sending this in!)

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